Who is Adam Szymczak?
Better question: WHO ISN’T HE?!
Adam Szymczak was born in the year One Thousand Nine Hundred and Eighty Seven.
Adam Szymczak was raised in a small town in Massachusetts, which is a state in something called the “United States”.
Adam Szymczak really really likes comic books and drawing comic books.
Adam Szymczak doesn’t take jive from nobody.
Adam Szymczak ain’t no fool, so don’t treat him like a fool, goddamnit!